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arthur "angrily eats salad" ([personal profile] pointedlook) wrote 2019-05-14 12:07 am (UTC)

TFLN

1. So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition

2. Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?

3. If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game

4. No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.

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