xx. a musebox

[pointedlook]

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[plagiary]

for you? always. although you seem like a bloke who likes a little manscaping. and darling, no. i'm sorry, but no.

( He's preening now, his ego stroked and the joy of having a back and forth with Arthur making him feel much better. )

we make a good team.

[pointedlook]

1. I can't believe you just used the word manscaping.
2. Just because I shave doesn't mean I hold everyone else to the same standard.

[ TMI? Oh well. Enjoy that image. ]

Even when I want to strangle you half to death, yeah. We do.

[plagiary]

( Well.

Well. )

i'm not a neanderthal, i do read.

( He will not get a stiffy over imagining Arthur shaving his junk. He won't. He's not that far gone. )

[pointedlook]

I wasn't accusing you of illiteracy. Just for using the word manscaping in an unironic sentence.

[ Also hey is it weird he's now considering what Eames' dick looks like? No? He should've worn different trousers today. ]

[plagiary]

'masculine grooming'? what's the cock version of a bikini wax? bungie smuggler tidy-up?

[pointedlook]

I hate that I've had to read any of these words. I don't now, I guess bikini wax is an all encompassing thing.

If you really needed a phrase that matched, speedo wax, which. Ugh.

[plagiary]

i can't picture you wearing a speedo.

( ACTUALLY, HE CAN. )

although you seem the time to burn easily.

[pointedlook]

I wore one, once. It's not something I'd do a repeat performance for; jock straps are somehow more comfortable.

I do, actually. Usually I go for the wetsuit so there's less skin to burn. Slathering all that lotion on is a pain in the ass.

[plagiary]

( Oh no. Oh no. Danger Will Robinson. )

i'm sure it wouldn't be hard to find someone pretty and willing to do the job for you.

what's your type? i'll keep a lookout.

[pointedlook]

If you're offering, I'm not going to say no.

[ TAKE A HINT EAMES ]

[plagiary]

fancy bondi?

( He would be all over that. Literally. )

[pointedlook]

Hear it's nice this time of year.

[ This has bad idea written all over but who cares? He stopped thinking with his head several texts ago. ]

[plagiary]

i'll stock up on the factor 30 then.

[pointedlook]

Make it 60 and it's a deal.

I'll book tickets, if you want.

[plagiary]

60 then. wouldn't want your lovely skin suffering.

( Are they doing this? They're probably doing this. They're just two mates going on holiday where one might wear a speedo and give the other a conniption. It's fine. )

you know which passports i have a warrant out on, it makes sense.

[pointedlook]

If I burn, you're never hearing the end of it.

[ They're definitely doing this. He's made up his mind and he isn't about to back out. If this goes south he only has himself to blame, really. For egging Eames on. ]

I'll send you the confirmations. Try not to burn any identities in the next little while.

[plagiary]

i'll be on my best behaviour.