The company I've been keeping as of late has been terribly boring. No one has tried to get me trapped in limbo, I haven't been shot at yet, and people actually return my greeting of 'good morning'. I don't know how much longer I can take it.
How generous of you, but what if my perceptions were already formed?
Oh, did I forget to tell you I've given up the game? I'm thinking about teaching history. I have enough tweed jackets with elbow patches, might as well make use of them.
Right, so are there any other incorrect perceptions of mine concerning you that I should be aware of?
Either I missed that memo or I'm getting sloppy with age in keeping tabs. Fairly sure your tweed jacket collection is extensive enough for a museum to build a showing for it.
I'd rather show, not tell, if that's what you're getting at Mr. Eames.
That was more of an invitation to come find me and put me out of my misery.
Honestly? No comment.
Contrary to the rumors, I am a totally normal person when I'm not working. I read, catch up on movies, visit friends, that sort of thing. What do you think I did?
Somehow, I should've known that would be the answer. I'd ask what you do with your spare time but I don't know if I want to be saddled with that knowledge.
Please, I can handle them myself, Mr. Eames. It sounds suspiciously like you're trying to come to my rescue.
Generally, I don't make friends with people in our business. It's better if there's a line between personal and professional. And I don't know if you've noticed, but dreamshare people aren't exactly trustworthy.
You're interested in being on top? Somehow, I knew.
Hey, I work with you more frequently, you're only moderately exempt from "untrustworthy character" status. They think I work with corporate research, high end NDAs. Not too far off from the mark.
If I said, it would just sound like boasting. It's better as a demonstration.
How rude. I'll have you know I'm very in demand socially. Though my occupation depends on who you ask. If we're going by majority, they believe I'm old money and don't have to work.
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Date: 2018-07-06 03:09 am (UTC)Two, in my wallet.
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Date: 2018-07-06 03:58 am (UTC)My, my. How long have they been there? These things can expire.
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Date: 2018-07-06 04:11 am (UTC)I know you have this image in your head that I'm a sexless robot but that's not reality. If they expire, I just replace them.
They don't usually get a chance to expire, fyi.
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Date: 2018-07-06 05:07 am (UTC)Are you really bragging to me how often you get laid?
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Date: 2018-07-06 05:14 am (UTC)I'm correcting your perceptions before they can form.
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Date: 2018-07-08 06:34 am (UTC)How generous of you, but what if my perceptions were already formed?
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Date: 2018-07-08 06:37 am (UTC)Then I'm just course correcting them. As usual.
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Date: 2018-07-08 06:44 am (UTC)Right, so are there any other incorrect perceptions of mine concerning you that I should be aware of?
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Date: 2018-07-08 06:52 am (UTC)I'd rather show, not tell, if that's what you're getting at Mr. Eames.
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Date: 2018-07-08 08:22 am (UTC)Though there's a thought. Museum curator for tweed jackets sounds like an impressive title to put on my resume.
You're much more amendable over text messages.
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Date: 2018-07-08 11:33 am (UTC)It's not already?
It could be that I'm not in the middle of a job right now. That's usually when you darken my door.
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Date: 2018-07-08 05:06 pm (UTC)I didn't think it fit in with my other titles of 'devilishly handsome' and 'devastatingly charming'.
You're not working? Do wonders never cease. What do you do with your free time Arthur? Other than promptly answer my texts.
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Date: 2018-07-08 05:11 pm (UTC)Honestly? No comment.
Contrary to the rumors, I am a totally normal person when I'm not working. I read, catch up on movies, visit friends, that sort of thing. What do you think I did?
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Date: 2018-07-09 03:10 am (UTC)If I said powered down and charged your batteries, how offended would you be?
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Date: 2018-07-09 03:47 am (UTC)Somehow, I should've known that would be the answer. I'd ask what you do with your spare time but I don't know if I want to be saddled with that knowledge.
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Date: 2018-07-09 04:32 am (UTC)Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies. Though do you have friends who aren't in the business?
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Date: 2018-07-09 04:44 am (UTC)Generally, I don't make friends with people in our business. It's better if there's a line between personal and professional. And I don't know if you've noticed, but dreamshare people aren't exactly trustworthy.
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Date: 2018-07-10 03:50 am (UTC)How you wound me. So what do you tell your friends it is you do, exactly?
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Date: 2018-07-10 05:16 am (UTC)Hey, I work with you more frequently, you're only moderately exempt from "untrustworthy character" status. They think I work with corporate research, high end NDAs. Not too far off from the mark.
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Date: 2018-07-11 03:14 pm (UTC)Such high praise from you Arthur, I'm not sure what to do with it. And surprisingly no, that's a decent cover.
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Date: 2018-07-11 09:49 pm (UTC)Yeah well, don't get too comfortable with it. Do your friends know what you do?
Wait, you do have friends, right?
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Date: 2018-07-12 02:58 am (UTC)How rude. I'll have you know I'm very in demand socially. Though my occupation depends on who you ask. If we're going by majority, they believe I'm old money and don't have to work.
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Date: 2018-07-12 03:14 am (UTC)Are you old money? I feel like that was in your files somewhere, though I know that could be a load of shit.
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Date: 2018-07-12 04:54 am (UTC)It depends on what you intend to do with this information and what turns your crank more.
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